Fox News’s Wet Dream — Conservative Matt Walsh became popular with his LGBTQ sex trafficking cult. Now, Democrats are funding a Walsh counterpart to claim the pedo market. This plan was disclosed by the last of the MAGA-kin: Marjorie Taylor Greene Jim Jordan Lauren Boebert Paul Gossar The Four Stooges revealed they wisely used their…

Don’t need to pay off loans if your loan shark is dead — If you can’t pay off your debts, pray to God that your loan shark will die. Then, you no longer owe money to anyone. This big brained strategy convinced Democrat Senator Elisabeth Warren to change her tune following Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse on March 23, 2023. …

Donald Trump, you’re fired! — Just when you thought the blame game was over, Donald Trump changes the rules with a wildcard. Trump’s latest accusation is an interesting attempt to distract the public from his falsification of business records to hide his payment to fuck a porn star. …

So much for free speech — How did we get here? Let’s go back to the top. I’ve created a burner account on Truth Social. Yes, the social network Donald Trump created after he got banned from Twitter. The same one that is kept afloat by Russia. However. I didn’t post under my name Ellie Salvaje…

Bitches be trippin — The NBA’s Memphis Grizzlies has prided itself on its old school, no bullshit mentality for years. Thanks to its new crop of young talent, it’s now rebranding itself from Grit n’ Grind to Bitch n’ Whine. The small market team that once garnered appreciation for its success without flair and…

Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker — Republicans are afraid of liberals grooming their children to be sex slaves. But Republicans grooming kids as mass shooters is completely acceptable. The FBI arrested four children after they open fired on Fox News headquarters in New York. FBI director Christopher A. Wray disclosed details of this tragedy. “Fifteen members…

Breaking Braddock — Who knew Democrat Senator John Fetterman could also pass off as a children’s comedian? After all, he is the one who knocks. The politician formerly known as Heisenberg has been blasted by Republican colleagues for taking an extended leave of absence. …

Automating dating to ChatGPT — Kanye West married a Kim Kardashian lookalike just to make his ex-wife jealous. Kardashian is now giving West a taste of his own medicine. After months of speculation and obsession, the media can sleep at night knowing that Kardashian finally has a significant other in her life: Microsoft Bing Chatbot. …

Balls Deep In Red — Republicans boast they are so red that they would support Vladimir Putin’s communist agenda. This was before Putin became a transgender woman. Following Putin’s transition to become a literal Mother Russia, the GOP blasted the dictator for acting like a liberal. Tucker Carlson ranted on his show on Fox News. …