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First of all, welcome to my blog!

My name is Ellie Salvaje, and I write Onion-style, satirical pieces for Extra Newsfeed. I pretty much write about anything: corporations, politics, sports, religion, entertainment, technology, current events. I can be described by my high school classmates as “the one who sealed his/her ticket to hell.” Anything is fair game.

I realized that people are struggling to find articles relevant to a specific genre they’re interested in. Some people have to…

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Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.

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Ellie Salvaje

Ellie Salvaje

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.

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