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Mar 27, 2021

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Mar 27, 2021

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Pennsylvania Steelworkers Warn Trump That If He Cuts Their Jobs, They Will Vote for Him In 2028

Fools of a Crook

1d ago

Pennsylvania United Steelworkers warn future president Donald Trump that if he eliminates American steel jobs, they will have no choice but to vote for Trump in 2028.

1d ago

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Doctor Funny

UnitedHealthcare Rejects Ex- CEO’s Life Insurance Claim on Basis That It Wasn’t a Legitimate Death

Killers of the Power Goon

5d ago

Doctors refuse to operate on slain UnitedHealthcare CEO because the insurance company deemed his bullet injury as an illegitimate cause of death.

5d ago

Published in
Pitfall

Democrats Follow Up Kamala Harris’s Loss by Changing Their Party Animal to Robert F Kennedy Jr

Lord of the Lies

Dec 5

Dec 5

Published in
Doctor Funny

Donald Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan as Director of The CIA

Thunder in Paradise

Dec 2

Hulk Hogan rips his tank in glee after Donald Trump announced that he’s the new director of the CIA.

Dec 2

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The Haven

New York Times Defends Dictator Adolf Hitler as a “Misguided Soul” Who Struggled With Depression

Sympathy for the Devil

Nov 26

The New York Times publishes a piece that sympathizes war criminal and dictator Adolf Hitler, claiming the fascist was clouded by his battle with depression.

Nov 26

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Pitfall

Ron DeSantis Vows to Arrest Hurricane Milton for Entering Florida Illegally

Alternative Science

Nov 21

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis addresses to the public that border patrol is on standby to arrest Hurricane Milton if the natural disaster enters the state illegally again.

Nov 21

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MuddyUm

Kari Lake Addresses Her Senate Loss by Announcing Her Run for Presidency

Fail Upwards

Nov 17

During her speech to address her Senate loss, Kari Lake unveils a banner that says Lake For President 2028.

Nov 17

Published in
The Haven

I Want to Congratulate President Elon Musk on His Historic Win

Nov 16

President Elon Musk

Nov 16

Published in
Doctor Funny

Decentraland Caught Inflating Demand for Virtual Property Through Employing Homeless Drug Addicts

The Matrix Relapse

Nov 13

A homeless drug addict exists Decentraland’s metaverse pod to see how reality is different from virtual reality.

Nov 13

Ellie Salvaje

Ellie Salvaje

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.

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