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Trump Cult Claims Their Savior Could Not Have Raped Children Because His Penis Is Too Small

That makes things better?

Picture of Epstein and Trump from The Times. Picture of Micro Penis Energy Shirt from Amazon. Picture of MAGA red hat from Walmart.

We’ll take “Sentences we’d never thought we’d hear anyone say” for 500, Alex Trebek. Our nation is officially in jeopardy.

USA’s most scandalous trial since the George Floyd Murder Trial (wait, that…