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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN SMOKEY ROBINSON IS NOT SMOKEY THE BEAR??!?!” Biden screams. Picture of Biden from Babylon Bee. Picture of Wildfire sign from Tillamook Country Pioneer.

Only in America can a world leader go from a racist fat bitch to a senile grandpa — in the span of 8 years.

President Joe Biden once again made a gaffe that made his critics question his mental stability. For his supporters, this is on par with what Biden did in the past.

• Claimed the pandemic is over because people are no longer wearing masks. Who knew Biden never stepped foot in New York?
• Claimed he’ll honor the military for their “selfishness”, before correcting to “selflessness.” To be fair, Biden thought he was giving this speech at Abu Ghraib.
• Claimed the 2018 Parkland Florida shooting happened in 1918. Turns out the best way to celebrate the end World War I was to have a domestic mass shooting.
• Claimed that his energy plan would save voters $500 a month instead of $500 a year. Voters were angry at initially believing that an energy plan could help them combat inflation.
• Claimed Donald Trump was irresponsible for taking White House classified documents. Even though Biden did the same.
• Called Kamala Harris the President instead of the Vice President. This freaked out Harris, who smuggled herself into Mexico to avoid living in the USA.

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• Called Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison as the “fella down under.” To be fair, it’s hard to remember a complex name like Scott Morrison.
• Claimed he’ll do his best to “honor the Holocaust”, before correcting to “honor the horrors of the Holocaust.” Had Biden not corrected himself, he would have won the 2020 election in a landslide by securing votes from all the Republicans.

We reached out to Biden on his ability to remember details. Biden got defensive.