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Diddy Discloses That He Created an Underaged Sex Trafficking Ring to “Prove” He Is a Jew

Diddler on the Roof

Ellie Salvaje
Pitfall
Published in
4 min readApr 15, 2024

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“Matchmaker, matchmaker, I’ll bring the ale. You bring the minor. Slender and pale.” Diddy sang in his musical Diddler on the Roof.
“Matchmaker, matchmaker, I’ll bring the ale. You bring the minor. Slender and pale.” Diddy sang. Picture of Diddy from NBC News. Picture of Fidler on the Roof from The Spectator.

All his life, Diddy wanted to be known as a rapper. Society will now remember him as one that’s spelt with one less ‘p’.

The artist formerly known as Puff Daddy/P. Diddy made headlines when federal agents…

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Ellie Salvaje
Pitfall

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.