POLITICS

Democrats Fund Andrew Tate’s Campaign To Promote Conservative Values

Soldier Boy Tell’em

Ellie Salvaje
The Haven
Published in
9 min readSep 6, 2022

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Picture of Soldier Boy from PinkVilla. Picture of Andrew Tate from FamousBirthdays.

When you can’t convince half of America to realize that you are the sane party, your only option is to show all of America how crazy your opponent is.

The Democratic Party pulled a page out of the tabloids’ playbook when they were caught funding Andrew Tate’s new TV commercial. We were shocked that liberals would hire a mysogynistic, anti-vax, toxic masculine, MAGA supporter to promote controversial statements. However, we understand that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If society didn’t love feeding the trolls, then Stephen A. Smith would have been fired from First Take years ago.

That being said, is Tate even pulling in money? Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter kicked Tate out after realizing that his controversial statements were bankrupting their platforms. We reached out to chairperson Jaime Harrison to ask why Democrats supported Tate, despite no financial benefit. Harrison laughed.

“In no way does Tate reflect our values. When we offered to fund $2 million for his commercial, Tate flipped us off. He later accepted our efforts when we increased the price to $2.000069 million.

“This man really wanted $69 more? He’s still a teen boy at heart. ”

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Ellie Salvaje
The Haven

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.