Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.


First of all, welcome to my blog!

My name is Ellie Salvaje, and I write Onion-style, satirical pieces for Extra Newsfeed. I pretty much write about anything: corporations, politics, sports, religion, entertainment, technology, current events. I can be described by my high school classmates as “the one who sealed…

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Tuns out winning an Oscar is easier than winning a SuperBowl. Just ask former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

Kaepernick made headlines with his new Netflix TV series: Colin in Black & White. The civil rights activist talked about his upbringing and how racism is prevalent in the NFL. We need…

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NOTE: This piece covers a controversial topic (sexual assault). Proceed with caution.

Yet another instance where NFL is under fire for using politics as a competitive strategy. Surprisingly, this doesn’t involve Tom Brady.

While Tom Brady’s COVID vaccine team mandate has been criticized by others as an “unfair” advantage to…

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NOTE: This piece covers a controversial topic (violence). Proceed with caution.

Leave it to the media to exaggerate scenarios for fear-based clicks.

Media outlets proclaimed Kyle Rittenhouse as a “MAGA terrorist” for killing 2 people and injuring 1 member, despite the jury finding him not guilty of manslaughter. This sparked…

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If you can’t beat the market, then build/buy a cheaper alternative. Wait a few years of terrible reviews until you abandon your homemade products just to buy out those from your superior competitors. Even if your competitors are so old that R. Kelly would refuse to touch them.

Microsoft’s strategy…

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NOTE: This piece covers a controversial topic (violence, sexual assault). Proceed with caution.

An unusual love story for those not born in Alabama.

While these inbred racists are coming to terms with having something in common with Iranians, we are sad to report the passing of a wonderful human. Proud…

Ellie Salvaje

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