Tyranny of big tech — A Republican flip-flopping his/her stance? Who could have seen that coming? While the GOP vows to defund the police/FBI after their raid on Brandon [formerly Donald] Trump, Republican Senator Josh Hawley is ignoring his anti-Big Tech book to support TikTok. “I stated Big Tech threatens American liberty. They silence conservatives…

Keeping the one trick pony alive — It’s barbaric to sacrifice humans for profits. But gutting employee health due to warehouse and sweatshop burnout is totally fine. While Amazon and Nike practice the widely accepted, hidden rule of employee abuse, DoorDash is opting for employee and customer abuse. The company is leaning towards this controversial strategy after…

Waste of tax-payer dollars — Only in America can a world leader go from a racist fat bitch to a senile grandpa in the span of 8 years. President Joe Biden once again made a gaffe that made his critics question his mental stability. …

Fahrenheit 312 — African-Americans have brought up the past to remind us of how significant their contributions were in creating this nation. Kanye West has now set civil rights back 200 years by telling us to forget history. Kanye West promoted this outrageous belief to address the backlash following his appearance on Alex…

Conservative problems require conservative solutions — Conservatives in Arizona long for the good old days. We just didn’t know those days were in the 1700s. Arizona recently passed a bill to ban vehicles. We were amused that the state went full Amish to assuage the anti-seatbelt activists’ concerns after this safety device became mandatory in cars…

Make Football White Again — African-Americans have long demanded reparations for the hardships their ancestors suffered. Now, America has found an “acceptable” compromise. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell revisited the scout combine rules due to complaints of slave auction undertones. He told owners that NFL executive Troy Vincent complained that NFL scouts tested athletes’ physical abilities…

The resemblance is uncanny! — Smart people play chess when everyone else is playing checkers. When politicians play chess, George Santos plays twelve dimensional mancala. The congressman came under fire for making up his identity such that he alone would legally represent a company’s minority quota. George Santos claimed he was a gay, Ukrainian, Jewish…

“NOBODY LEAVES MY HOUSE WITHOUT MAKING LOVE TO MY WIFE!” — This is the first time America has a conservative male obsessing over a male daily. For Iran, this is a typical Tuesday. While Iran would promote crimes against humanity to cover up their homosexual desires, America has made no attempt to cover up theirs. …