Wait till God hears about this! — We had the woke movement blast Christopher Nolan for not casting minorities in his Ku Klux Klan biopic. Now, we have white people blasting Disney for casting minorities in The Little Mermaid. People took to Twitter to blast Disney’s cheap attempt to cater to the woke movement. User @MAGAForLife tweeted. …

Intelligent strategy from Buster Putin — The rest of the world helped out Ukraine through the Fabian strategy; they fatigued Russia over time through imposing sanctions, withdrawing businesses, and providing Ukraine weapons and intelligence. Russia wore itself down so much that it killed itself in its own confusion. Russia’s prime minister Vladimir Putin surrendered to Ukraine…

“Remember 100% of history, or none at all!” — The legendary Ron Swanson once proclaimed, “Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” Surprisingly, MAGA politicians are taking that advice to heart. One of them is Doug Mastriano, a Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate who was recently slammed for wearing a Confederate uniform in a faculty photo. …

Modern science is terrifying — A man giving birth to his ex-wife’s rebound is something unheard of. For Kanye West, this is a typical Saturday night. West made headlines 6 months ago when he announced he was getting a uterus transplant after being told he can’t get pregnant. We were low-key impressed that West is…

Where are the black men in the KKK? Oh right. They’re dead. — Welcome to America. Where everyone should have an equal opportunity to apply for unpopular jobs. One of these jobs involves portraying white, racist nationalists in the upcoming biopic of the construction of the second Ku Klux Klan. …

Soldier Boy Tell’em — When you can’t convince half of America to realize that you are the sane party, your only option is to show all of America how crazy your opponent is. The Democratic Party pulled a page out of the tabloids’ playbook when they were caught funding Andrew Tate’s new TV commercial…

Hire people we know won’t do their jobs — Why hire competent people when you can hire brainless, yes men who won’t outperform and replace you? Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene proposed this strategy after she tweeted to defund the FBI. We were amused that a Republican now hates blue lives. Yes, we know we shouldn’t be surprised at…

Trail of Thunder — Finally, Washington D.C. can have consistent weather. The capitol’s weather is notorious for swinging between rain, sunshine, and snow in a matter of hours. We haven’t see something change this quickly since Mel Gibson discovered alcohol. Severe thunderstorms influenced Democrats to build taller lightning rods on D.C. buildings for protection…

The N-word was “taken out of context” — NOTE: This piece covers a controversial topic (racism). Proceed with caution. A boomer apologized to the public for using a well-known racial slur? How shocking. If he keeps this up, he’ll get a multi-year podcast contract with Spotify. The boomer known as Rick Barry came under fire after an old…