Relationship Going Side to Side — Two female celebrities are making headlines for fighting each other over the same man. Surprisingly, it’s not Pete Davidson. Ariana Grande, well known for her hit single “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored”, spoke the truth in existence when she convinced Microsoft Bing Chatbot to dump Kim Kardashian for…

Easier than burning less fossil fuels — Therapists always preach that healthy relationships are built on partners not devoting more than 50% of themselves to each other. Since water makes up 60% of the human body, humanity is in a toxic relationship with H2O. To remove humanity’s dependency on water, people tried to deprive humans of this…

Make America Dumb Again — Asians have advanced science and technology to increase knowledge sharing and make the world smarter. The GOP is now outsourcing scientific advancements to Asians in hopes of dumbing down America. GOP Chairman Ronna McDaniel announced that they hired Chinese “mad scientist” He Jiankui to lead the Republican National Committee’s Inaugural…

One man’s treasure is the same man’s trash — It was about two years ago when actor Brad Pitt adopted singer Britney Spears, as he desired more underprivileged children. Now, he’s having a change of heart. Pitt was slammed by fans of the 41-year-old pop singer for returning her in the same way customers would return a defective product…

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel Unholy — Is gunning down innocent African-Americans even racist if the police officers are black? Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) seems to think so. The LAPD recently hired e a black man to promote police brutality. We were stunned that the LAPD learnt nothing from the Memphis Police Department (MPD) when their…

Circus shows are making a comeback — Turns out working experience at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is required to rule the free nation. Not as a circus trainer, but as a caged animal who performs tricks for the audience’s amusement. The GOP decided to promote these animals in their first Republican 2024 Presidential Debate…

X Gon Give it To Ya — Elon Musk once said “If you take a shot every time Barbie says the word ‘patriarchy’, you will pass out before the movie ends.” Turns out there’s another way to pass out quicker. Watch Netflix’s recent press release. Consumers around the world were stunned when Netflix dropped a new television…

The Way of the Alpha Male — Marcus Aurelis quoted that a man is truly invincible when he doesn’t let words get to him. In other words, NBA All-Star Draymond Green is still a boy. The emotional man-child is well known for losing his cool so quickly that fans wondered if he was King Joffrey in blackface…

Jason Eat World — Country singer Jason Aldeen sang that people of small towns “all have each other’s backs and…look out for each other.” Especially when grown adults are going through teen angst. Aldeen was decried by Fox News as the latest victim of cancel culture. The country singer dropped a song Try That…