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Mar 27, 2021

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Mar 27, 2021

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MuddyUm

Trump Wins Mark Twain Prize in American Humor After Revealing His Political Career Was a Joke

Who is America?

18h ago

Donald Trump points to the crowd as he jumps on stage to accept the Mark Twain Prize in American Humor.

18h ago

Published in
Pitfall

AirBnB Promotes “Adrenaline Rush” From Auschwitz to Tourists

Gladiator III: Nazi Regime

1d ago

AirBnB partners with Auschwitz Museum to promote German tourists to visit the camp. This latest endeavor allows tourists to experience “adrenaline rush” from Auschwitz concentration camp torture.

1d ago

Published in
Doctor Funny

Michael Waltz Assuages USA That He Will Disclose All Future War Plans to The Public

Chelsea Elizabeth Damning

Mar 28

“I understand the outrage of a journalist leaking group chat texts of the administration planning to bomb Houthi rebels in Yemen. I, too, would be mad that only one journalist got access to this info instad of the public,” Michael Waltz admitted.

Mar 28

Published in
The Haven

Elon Musk Begs Vandals to Firebomb Tesla Cars to Help Him Recoup Lost Revenue Via Insurance Payouts

Burn, Baby Burn

Mar 23

Elon Musk begs investors and critics to firebomb his cybertrucks, for he can recoup Tesla’s lost revenue in this truck investment through insurance payouts.

Mar 23

Published in
The Pub

Donald Trump Comes Out as Transgender to Avoid Being Drafted in The Army

Emilia Perezidente

Mar 16

Donald Trump signs an executive order that codefies his transgender identity, making him ineligible to serve in the US Army.

Mar 16

Published in
Pitfall

Olympic Committee Announces 2028 Summer Games Will Be Hosted In Gaza

Black September

Mar 11

Gaza City, ravaged by the Israel-Hamas war, was picked by the Olympic Committee as the next host for the 2028 Summer Games.

Mar 11

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The Haven

Dallas Mavericks Release Kyrie Irving After Concluding His Injury Meant He’s a “Lazy Fatass”

Dallas Ire Club

Mar 7

Kyrie Irving in disbelief upon learning that the Dallas Mavericks released him due to assuming his injury is all diet and conditioning related.

Mar 7

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Doctor Funny

GOP Bans Transgenders From Female Sports Just to Go Back to Ignoring Women Athletics Once Again

Double Whammy

Mar 3

“Transgenders are the reason why we talk more about women’s sports than men’s sports! This is an attack on masculinity!” Republican Congressman Greg Steube cried.

Mar 3

Published in
Pitfall

Joe Rogan Wins Over Liberals With New Talk Show Where He Wears Blackface and Calls Himself Oprah

Joe Woken

Feb 28

Joe Rogan panders to the liberal base by applying blackface and stating, “Today, you will address me as Oprah Winfrey.”

Feb 28

Ellie Salvaje

Ellie Salvaje

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.

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