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Mar 27, 2021

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Mar 27, 2021

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MuddyUm

Kari Lake Addresses Her Senate Loss by Announcing Her Run for Presidency

Fail Upwards

3d ago

During her speech to address her Senate loss, Kari Lake unveils a banner that says Lake For President 2028.

3d ago

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The Haven

I Want to Congratulate President Elon Musk on His Historic Win

4d ago

President Elon Musk

4d ago

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Doctor Funny

Decentraland Caught Inflating Demand for Virtual Property Through Employing Homeless Drug Addicts

The Matrix Relapse

Nov 13

A homeless drug addict exists Decentraland’s metaverse pod to see how reality is different from virtual reality.

Nov 13

Published in
The Haven

I’m Tired of Democrats Acting Like MAGA Morons

The Stupidity Officially Broke Me

Nov 9

The new symbol of Democrats who didn’t vote for Kamala Harris: an image of Donald Trump with “Fraud” scrolled on his forehead.

Nov 9

Published in
The Haven

An Alpha Male Influencer Backed Trump for the “Sake of His Daughter”, so I Fact-Checked His Lies

How to Be A Sucker

Nov 5

Despite Donald Trump showing his horns, alpha male influencer David de las Morenas chose to vote for this Republican candidate for the “sake of his daughter.”

Nov 5

Published in
The Haven

I Will Endorse Kamala Harris Because The Washington Post Is Too Chicken Shit to Do so

My Balls Are As Big as Jeff Bezos’s Amazon Spheres

Oct 30

I will endorse Kamala Harris because The Washington Post is too chicken shit to do so.

Oct 30

Published in
MuddyUm

al-Qaeda Spurns Donald Trump to Back Jill Stein for President

The Green Princess

Oct 28

al-Qaeda puts Green Party candidate Jill Stein on its flag, thus supporting her for president of the United States.

Oct 28

Published in
Pitfall

Self-Proclaimed Nazi Mark Robinson Cross Burns Himself After Realizing He Was Black All Along

Wu Klux Klan

Oct 23

Mark Robinson dons his KKK hood at a cross burning event, ready to sel-imolate upon realizing he was always black.

Oct 23

Published in
The Haven

Chaya Raichik Backs Kamala Harris After Realizing Gender-Affirming Care Means Castrating Criminals

Removing the Dick in Dick Cheney

Oct 20

Chaya Raichik pleads crowd to back Kamala Harris by claiming gender-affirming care means chemically castrating criminals.

Oct 20

Ellie Salvaje

Ellie Salvaje

Pushing the boundaries of dark humor and satire a bit further than before.

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